imagine if you teleported to a big multiversal hub of every version of you from every parallel universe and like 99.99% were just minor variations of some weird beetle alien and it turned out being a human made you one of the zany gimmick versions
when you think to yourself “i should make this relationship more fucked up and difficult to define” that’s the aromantic demon talking. and you should listen to it.
800ROOM.GIF, retrieved via S&S Enterprises’ InterNet Connection CD (Dec. 1992 via cd.textfiles.com. Artist info appreciated; initials bottom left BP.
*taps the sign*
dating apps are embarrassing crushes in real life are embarrassing the only option left is to elope with a tumblr mutual
this tracking shit is easy
this is comedic genius but 90% of my followers are horny toads and this isn’t a picture of my titties





















