having 20k followers on an actual social media platform typically translates to some level of minor sponsorship/additional resources/monetization but having 20k on tumblr is literally just being the driving crooner. there’s people that wanna kill me, james
Me: So yeah, casual english has completely changed since then. Nowadays instead of ‘There was a crying baby on the bus today’ you would say 'Me when I’m in a being loud and annoying competition and my opponent is crying baby on bus.’ And then you’d post this picture of Squidward. Oh, uh, Squidward is a guy from a cartoon-“
Reanimated Corpse of John Wilkes Booth: *Has been staring angrily at a penny for the last 15 minutes and not listened to a word I’ve said*
So what makes a butcher knife more butch than other knives?
The knife itself isn’t necessarily butch. It’s named that because it’s wielded by a butcher, who is more butch than the other food shop owners
Hmm, I see.
What, then, makes the butcher more butch than other food shop owners?
the knife
That’s what ancient Greek philosophy is like
i hope i’m not just a tumblr blog to you but someone you’d pull into the bathroom at a party to make out with
Can we ask you some nsfw questions on here or in the DM’s?
AnonymousYes that’s fine, DMs preferred though
i couldnt afford razor blades for all the candy this year i hope these chunks of broken glass will do okay
